Monday, December 1, 2008

Watching "The Hills" while on Ambien

It just makes it all the more real. I mean, LC has made a career out of people shitting on her. That's awesome. She constantly has her "someone shat on me pout". I can do that pout. I too am a victim of reality. Mine just happens to be behind a desk making cold calls for some stupid bullshit, while her reality is trying on bathing suits, meeting Marc Jacobs, drinking a lot of cranberry and vodkas, going to pool parties, maybe she voted on important issues (like the presidential elections...or maybe she had no idea what it was. Aubrey from Danity Kane voted- and I often get the two confused).

We are living two different worlds, yet I feel so close to her. She's totally like me. Let's keep shows like this going...because God knows that these slimeballs are the role models of tomorrow.

"If you leave me now, then speidi will take the best of me"...."whooo-whhhoooo speidi, please don't go".

This is terribly important. Why are none of these people in Obama's Cabinent?

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