Preface to this entry: I come from a Nascar-lovin', casserole eating, country family. Our entertainment revolves around watching sports and car auctions on tv. Think about that as you read the following.
My youngest sister (Sister-mouth for future reference) is in the process of planning her birthday party later this year. She called to discuss the details with me and I was on ambien.
Sister-mouth: We're going to have my party at Metro this year.
Me: What is the theme? You should have a theme.
Sister-mouth: Theme? No one has theme parties here.
Me: No, you should have a theme. Like, something French. How about a "Cirque du Soleil" party? That would be fun. You could have mimes and shit.
Sister-mouth: What are you talking about? The restaurant is nice, we can't have clowns there. The restaurant is like, Washington DC restaurant nice.
Me: Oh, do girls dance on the bar?
Sister-mouth: No, do girls dance on the bars in DC?
Me: Yes
Sister-mouth: Are you on ambien?
Me: Yes
Note: I hate Cirque du Soleil. I think it's creepy and usually involves a dwarf swinging from the rafters (or at least the show I saw did).
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hi l.t.b. i am buffy (carrie's) friends sister. i also am a great lover of ambien. my stories are actually weirder. i have been known to attempt to buy multiple poker sets(i dont play poker), hundreds of dollars in t- shirts from isreal and tell my husband that there where asian people in our house who wanted to watch us have sex and then kill us. you gotta love this drug!
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